Naturally rather than setting up a University fund for the kid to become an architect, mainly because from what I imagine Valhalla’s University prospects aren’t too great unless you want a degree in slaughtering, drinking or pillaging, Odin decides to banish his child from Valhalla, Viking heaven, and lock the doors to anyone who has spent their life doing the good and moral thing by setting fire to villages and murdering innocent people, because that’s what gets you into heaven if you’re a Viking. Turns out his little bundle of joy has taken an interest in creating things rather than just getting wasted and destroying as much as he possibly can, a bit of a contrast to my own life. Our story begins with Odin, the Viking chief god who has decided to become a huge jerk to people because he’s having baby issues. I have to say that this is a strange game to review because it has so much potential and overall was fantastic (except for a few little problems that I’ll get to below). It’s a recent release and is available via Steam for all to enjoy the pillaging and destruction that comes with Viking culture.
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Valhalla Hills is the new building strategy game developed by Funatics which combines the winning combination of Vikings and SIM City into one loveable game.